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Ganyan ang BANAT...
« on: March 14, 2010, 12:50:31 AM »
post in cheezy pick up lines

(concept from dada toxic's jokes... posted by kuya noi on metaphors... ehehehe)
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2010, 01:33:40 AM »
Patingin nga ng kamay mo...
Di naman pala ganun kalaki eh...
Bakit ganun? Hawak mo ang mundo ko?
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2010, 01:35:38 AM »
Compass ka ba?
Kasi I'm lost without you.
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2010, 01:36:53 AM »
Shit! I lost my phone number...
Can I have yours?
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2010, 01:42:00 AM »
Quote from: Army Brat on March 14, 2010, 01:36:53 AM
Shit! I lost my phone number...
Can I have yours?

ang benta nito wahehehe...
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2010, 01:43:30 AM »
u r d palaman in my monay, dream of my nanay, blood of my atay, calcium in my kalansay, answer 2 my Y, cure 2 my aray, i am nangingisay!! :) - tweeted by k brosas
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2010, 01:53:52 AM »
Sabi mo yung cake masarap... gawa ng nanay mo...
Puwede ba ikaw na lang tikman ko?
Gawa ka rin naman ng nanay mo di ba?
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2010, 12:29:55 PM »
Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2010, 12:32:18 PM »
Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako, eh di MATCH tayo.
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2010, 12:36:12 PM »
May free time ka ba?
Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist.
Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2010, 12:38:51 PM »
Magaling ka siguro sa mga puzzles noh?
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko binuo mo na.
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2010, 12:41:16 PM »
wahahaha andami kuya noi...
bet ko yung crush kita... eheheh
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2010, 12:43:09 PM »
Sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso.
Dalawa na lang daw ang option: either ICU or you see me.
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2010, 12:44:32 PM »
Quote from: wastedbriefs on March 14, 2010, 12:41:16 PM
wahahaha andami kuya noi...
bet ko yung crush kita... eheheh
Madami pa yan.
Mahilig kasi ako sa CHEESE... lol
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2010, 12:48:33 PM »
I hate all the letters of the alphabet, but I love "U"
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2010, 12:52:47 PM »
Are you a PS game?
I hope you're not "Tekken."
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2010, 12:58:47 PM »
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2010, 01:09:31 PM »
Ang Yummy mo naman.
I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

( Used this. Ngayon nasa "DID" list na xa. :P )
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2010, 01:11:24 PM »
i cant think of a witty one....

kelangan ko magisip mabuti...
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2010, 01:16:52 PM »
My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to
stike a conversation with the most handsome guy in the room.
Want to buy some drinks with their money?
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