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Offline wastedbriefs

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Ganyan ang BANAT...
« on: March 14, 2010, 12:50:31 AM »
post in cheezy pick up lines

(concept from dada toxic's jokes... posted by kuya noi on metaphors... ehehehe)
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Offline Hatch

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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #241 on: January 12, 2012, 05:04:44 PM »
BF at GF nagkirta sa mall, GF wearing sleeveless blouse:

Boy: Alam mo, pag nakikita ko yang kilikili mo, may naaalala akong cake.

Girl: Bakit naman?

Boy: Parang BLACK FOREST!

Girl: Ah talaga? Ikaw nga, makita ko palang mukha mo, may naaalala akong ice cream.

Boy: Bakit? Nakakatunaw ba?

Girl: Hindi eh, ROCKY ROAD.
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #242 on: January 12, 2012, 05:05:14 PM »
tigilan na nga tong mga banat na to, wala na kong naiisip eh...


kundi ikaw. :o
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #243 on: January 14, 2012, 09:06:11 AM »
guy1: is this seat empty?
guy2: no, but this one will be if you take that seat.
guy1: yeah, 'cause you'd be on your knees greeting my crotch.

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Offline M3ntalz

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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #244 on: January 17, 2012, 11:19:36 AM »
alam mo para kang KESO
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KESOrap mahalin!

ayee! ♥
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #245 on: February 03, 2012, 05:08:45 AM »
Question? Ikaw ba si AUNTIE? AUNTIEnitibok ng puso ko ;)
ako kasi si UNCLE, UNCLElangan mo. hahahaha!
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #246 on: February 03, 2012, 08:04:09 PM »
Quote from: shoujaboi22 on February 03, 2012, 05:08:45 AM
Question? Ikaw ba si AUNTIE? AUNTIEnitibok ng puso ko ;)
ako kasi si UNCLE, UNCLElangan mo. hahahaha!

hahaha.
at dahil self absorbed ako... naisip ko naman ung username ko ditye.
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #247 on: February 03, 2012, 11:43:08 PM »
Quote from: shoujaboi22 on February 03, 2012, 05:08:45 AM
Question? Ikaw ba si AUNTIE? AUNTIEnitibok ng puso ko ;)
ako kasi si UNCLE, UNCLElangan mo. hahahaha!

lab it... sa ganyang uri ng joke, naalala ko tuloy ang isang dating member ng site. i just couldn't remember his username
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #248 on: March 20, 2012, 10:16:46 AM »
Quote from: Elphaba on February 03, 2012, 11:43:08 PM
lab it... sa ganyang uri ng joke, naalala ko tuloy ang isang dating member ng site. i just couldn't remember his username

adamant cguro tinutukoy mo. dami nia posts dun sa jokes thread. . .he he

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pinapaalat mo kc ang itlog kong mapula! hahaha
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #249 on: March 20, 2012, 10:27:58 AM »
tam*d ka ba..?
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naeexcite kasi ako pag palabas ka na..

hahaha
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #250 on: March 21, 2012, 08:02:12 PM »
Quote from: SecretMe on March 20, 2012, 10:16:46 AM
adamant cguro tinutukoy mo. dami nia posts dun sa jokes thread. . .he he

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pinapaalat mo kc ang itlog kong mapula! hahaha

sya nga. ty
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #251 on: March 26, 2012, 01:08:14 PM »
Alam mo bang JUETENG ako?







Cause my heart's always JUETENG for you!
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #252 on: March 26, 2012, 01:08:53 PM »
Psst! Paabot nga, . . . . .






Paabot nga ng kamay mo, HOLDING HANDS TAYO.  ;)
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #253 on: April 09, 2012, 11:29:14 AM »




kutsara ka ba?.....





....kasi napapa-nganga ako pag nakikita kita




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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #254 on: April 09, 2012, 11:00:02 PM »
Ang pinakamagandang banat sa mundo ay kapag bumanat ka sa MAHAL KO
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..at binanatan ko yang pagmumukha mo.
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #255 on: April 09, 2012, 11:35:45 PM »
damn, daming banat ni josh! ahahahaha, it's like so at odds with my impression of his aussie self! :))
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #256 on: April 09, 2012, 11:39:02 PM »
Quote from: Skrymir on April 09, 2012, 11:35:45 PM
damn, daming banat ni josh! ahahahaha, it's like so at odds with my impression of his aussie self! :))

:lol:
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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #257 on: April 18, 2012, 05:45:11 AM »
Quote from: boyKangaro0 on April 09, 2012, 11:00:02 PM
Ang pinakamagandang banat sa mundo ay kapag bumanat ka sa MAHAL KO
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..at binanatan ko yang pagmumukha mo.


I Lurve!!!


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Re: Ganyan ang BANAT...
« Reply #258 on: April 23, 2012, 06:16:43 AM »
Nagbasketball kami kanina, dami kong nashoot!

Isa lang ang namiss ko..
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ikaw... :)
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