If I am dictator...

[trimegistus]

Finish the sentence.

[Lanchie]

...ipapapatay ang mga tambay na hindi man lamang naghanap ng trabaho at pabigat sa mga pamilya nila.

[caleb]

...ipapapatay ang mga tambay na hindi man lamang naghanap ng trabaho at pabigat sa mga pamilya nila.

Buti na lang nakahanap na ako ng trabaho before this took effect...

on topic:
Ipasasagot ko sa mga anti-RH bill ang maternity and hospital bills ng lahat ng nanganganak.

[garapata]

Traffic violations will be punishable in this manner:
1) First offense, verbal warning
2) Second offense, written warning and vehicle will be branded as an offendee
3) Third offense, License revoked.
4) If caught driving beyond third offense, imprisonment.


I'd apply the same to cheaters in relationships and tests, but then wala naman matitira sa mundo.

[Lanchie]

...i-enhance ang educational system.

[garapata]

All government bigwigs are REQUIRED to use public services.  so their children have to go to public schools.  they use public hospitals.  etc.  So they experience how bad they are and divert funds to make them better.

[Volturi]

pauuwiin ko sa mga kanya-kanyang probinsya ang mga nagsisiksikan dito sa greater manila area at dun sila dapat maging asset.

[Bananafish]

... bawal bumili ng kotse at kung ano pang sasakyan kung wala kang sariling garahe.
... magiging mas strict sa requirements bago makakuha ng driver's license.
... bawal mag-impose ng English-only policy sa kahit anong lugar. Ang pagsasalita ng Inggles ay preferential, hindi compulsory. Dapat matutong umintindi ng salita natin ang mga expat na titira sa Pilipinas.
... magiging legalized at organized ang jueteng, jai alai at prostitution.

[Bananafish]

Pahabol: bawal ang compulsory na religious class sa public schools unless it's in the form of comparative religion from a secular perspective. Legal pa rin ang religious holidays, pero bawal ang prayers sa mga secular gatherings unless its non-denominational. No single religion should be considered the de facto religion of the state.

And all churches and religious organizations SHOULD PAY TAXES.

[trimegistus]

... bibili ako ng bus at isisiksik ko dun lahat ng driver at konduktor ng bus para malaman nila ang feeling ng mga pasaherong sinisiksik nila araw-araw.
... I will tear down every single church in the country and sell all those things (they're probably worth millions) and use those to pay the Philippine debt. I will tell the CBCP to go preach in the streets. If they protest, I'll tell them to pay 70% tax based on the collections gathered by the church.
... marijuana will be legalized.
... farmers will have their own lands and will enjoy the prestige that farmers have in Japan. After all, they feed the nation.
... we will take all of the Spratlys. If anyone will challenge and declare war, we will use the locally produced high-grade marijuana as a biological weapon, as well as the Clostridium botulinum toxin.


... finally, any government official caught being corrupt will be paraded along Ayala Avenue and blown up near Paseo de Roxas. This decree shall be retroactive.

[Lanchie]

Confucius said, "When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are things to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honor are things to be ashamed of."

[trimegistus]

Confucius said, "When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are things to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honor are things to be ashamed of."

We shall live with those words. Pwede ba ang collective dictatorship? LOL Oligarchy pala yun.

[jap.mortos]

Will re-structure the government in terms of its offices, and apply Lean Six Sigma.