Author Topic: Sablay Profile Headlines na desperate for hook-ups (Read 2798 times)

pulangtuldok · « **on:** August 09, 2011, 11:52:23 PM »

Don't you just hate clicking on profiles that afterwards, when you get to read their headlines... it's so, stupid and assuming?

It's time to make your revenge. Post em here. And let everyone laugh their hearts out.

This may also serve as a guide to everyone who's thinking of good pick up lines.

pulangtuldok · « **Reply #1 on:** August 10, 2011, 12:23:55 AM »

here are some...

no face picture no reply... no reply it means i am not interested... (but doesn't even have a pic of his own)

delicious...good person here. how about you? what are you up to? The world is being consumed with so much noise, i prefer silence. I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared. (so what's he doing in a hookup site?)

thanks for viewing my profile...i'll get back to you as soon as i can, i'm open to meet ups...leave footprints (its a requirement)....

hi uztah poh kau jan?

pulangtuldok · « **Reply #2 on:** August 10, 2011, 12:32:03 AM »

Real Man for Real Men ONLY. TOP to TOP is my best. [/size] (oxymoron anyone?)

His Imperial Majesty, the Emperor. · « **Reply #3 on:** August 10, 2011, 03:28:51 AM »

Hahahahaha! Oh gawd, i d0nt even read pr0files anym0re. I d0nt have en0ugh painkillers to c0unter the migraine i usually have with m0st online pr0files. R0fl.

GeekyGuide · « **Reply #4 on:** August 10, 2011, 11:30:54 AM »

I'll never get over the old classic:

For serious relationships only. No chubs, effems, blah blah blah.

How can one look for a serious relationship when all your negative qualifiers are physical in nature? How shallow can you get? ROFL

pulangtuldok · « **Reply #5 on:** August 10, 2011, 09:38:26 PM »

cnu kaya ang bubuhay s namatay kong puso.... sana turuan nyo ko ulit kung panu magmahal... plz do leave footprint before messaging... OPEN FOR PNP INVITES.... 2ND TYM KO KUNG SAKALI....

(yeah... you're really looking for a new relationship... this time, most probably with a Meth and/or E addict)

Bananafish · « **Reply #6 on:** August 12, 2011, 11:13:42 AM »

Naalala ko yung Douchebags of Grindr sa thread na to.

http://www.douchebagsofgrindr.com/

greenbabble18 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 12, 2011, 01:04:32 PM »

Eto pa guys:

Wanted:boyfriend. Please send your resumes.

Swear! Nasa downelink yan! Naging trabaho pala ang pagiging bf. Anu un? Permanent na ba kaagad o contractual? On time ba ang sweldo?

PATHETIC

pulangtuldok · « **Reply #8 on:** August 13, 2011, 06:49:49 PM »

heheh... may mga kaibigan nga ako na nagti-text brigade pa... yes to that point. imagine kung gaano kalaking pera yung nalulustay para mag-flyering ng Boyfriend Ad. hahah.

pulangtuldok · « **Reply #9 on:** August 13, 2011, 06:52:03 PM »

teka eto pa...
[/size][/color]
[/size]"super hunky guy here looking for friends... please po leave a footprint. No efems, no chubs. Respetohan na lang po ng preference. Peace out!"[/color]

Naivete · « **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2011, 12:37:29 AM »

oh, dear...

(imperness naaliw ako)

pulangtuldok · « **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2011, 01:06:07 AM »

Hi Naivete! Hahaha, salamat... kala ko nga dead-air na...

Here's another one

"i can kiss all day. pakiss nga! lol kamias-kamuning-tomas area."

Bananafish · « **Reply #12 on:** August 15, 2011, 07:07:54 AM »

Quote from: pulangtuldok on August 13, 2011, 06:52:03 PM

teka eto pa...

"super hunky guy here looking for friends... please po leave a footprint. No efems, no chubs. Respetohan na lang po ng preference. Peace out!"

That user should also respect my opinion should I think he's such as douche. Respetuhan pala ha.

GeekyGuide · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2011, 05:59:07 AM »

Quote from: Bananafish on August 12, 2011, 11:13:42 AM

Naalala ko yung Douchebags of Grindr sa thread na to.

http://www.douchebagsofgrindr.com/

I am so loving this site, haha. While most of the updates fall under the category of people who discriminate against races being douches, there are the more interesting ones that come along here and there like the shirtless nipple photo for a guy wanting someone with good morals and values, hahaha

caleb · « **Reply #14 on:** August 16, 2011, 01:56:39 PM »

Oooohhh so that's Grindr pala.

on topic:
A few years back when I was still with the old g4m, I remember seeing this:

Quote

Looking for a serious relationship. No gays plz!

Hahaha. Ampota, sige straight ang gusto mo! Straight!

After that, I lost faith in gay dating sites.

I terminated my account after they switched to planetromeo and to date PG4M is the only gay site I signed up with.

pulangtuldok · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2011, 05:01:33 PM »

sori mga p're inggit lang ako sa usapang 'Grindr'... dugu-dugo ang ilong ko kasi 'di ako maka-relate at lo-tech ang phones ko, heheh!

but i suspect that it's quite interesting kasi palagi ko nang naririnig... even from my babaeng bakla friends. Yup, at nagpapanggap silang beki para makaboso siguro ng mga atat magbuyangyang ng kanilang mga bumubuyangyang.

pulangtuldok · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2011, 12:14:25 AM »

To be with me is OPPORTUNITY. Be sensitive! Show me some love atleast.Take the magical moment it will not happened everyday.

pulangtuldok · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2011, 12:16:37 AM »

Ahahah... i realized that there could be some of those people I/we have quoted that are also here in PG4M.

Err... awkward! Hope they won't find this thread interesting though. Baka magalit.

pulangtuldok · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2011, 12:54:55 AM »

Fuckable Top for Fuckable Bottom. Leave a VERY HOT FOOTPRINT (red pepper) for a reply or my pics. ... oh and yeah... they're pink.

pulangtuldok · « **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2011, 12:56:34 AM »

Oh... that last one, it's an exception. ang galing lang... witty and funny! I had to re-post it here.