Sablay Profile Headlines na desperate for hook-ups

[pulangtuldok]

Don't you just hate clicking on profiles that afterwards, when you get to read their headlines... it's so, stupid and assuming?

It's time to make your revenge. Post em here. And let everyone laugh their hearts out.

This may also serve as a guide to everyone who's thinking of good pick up lines.

[pulangtuldok]

there's really somethin' completely erotic about me.. hmmm this bad boy is never in a rush, except maybe to get out of my clothes, and my charmin', mischievous smille will have you beggin' for more... LOL

[GeekyGuide]

I love this thread only because I get all the "entertainment" of having a profile on the old queer dating sites without needing to actually deal with the riff raff.

[Naivete]

not really "sablay" or "desperate for hookups"... but I just found it intriguing...

Iniwan kita d dhl ayoko na, d rin dhl meron akong iba, d dhl suko n ko at d rn dhl nkkpgod na.. gus2 ko lng hanapin m ang pagmamahal ko.. kc pag nasayo.. binabale wala mo.. ='(      

[Lanchie]

Frustrated affairs are always frustrating and to some extent we blame ourselves for not making it work or the fact that it is a failure... one of the possibly most wonderful thing that has come along your path did not live out the way you want it to be.

[Naivete]

Frustrated affairs are always frustrating and to some extent we blame ourselves for not making it work or the fact that it is a failure... one of the possibly most wonderful thing that has come along your path did not live out the way you want it to be.

I forgot what my reply to this one was...

[Lanchie]

I didn't think you really did...
 

[The Ouroboros]

"bawal ang halata! discrete here pare." - Seriously? and you're on this site. And one more thing do you even know what discrete REALLY mean?

[Lanchie]

harhar.
baka assembly part xa ng isang finished product.