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My Fake American Accent (The Call Center Thread)
« on: May 14, 2010, 10:42:52 AM »


"Hi, this is Chris. Tell me how I can put a smile on your face today."

Akalain mo na wala pang thread ang mga taga-sagot ng telepono sa PG4M? Samantalang andami natin ditong nagtatrabaho sa BPO industry. Kaya this is it: ang tambayan ng mga call boys (at call girls, if that's your thing).

Refresh ko lang yung kausap kong naka-hold.

"Thank you for calling. Have a nice day!"
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Re: My Fake American Accent
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2010, 06:31:50 PM »
Welcome to ___________ Customer Assistance Center! How may I pleasure you today?
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Re: My Fake American Accent
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2010, 10:54:22 PM »
nahihiya yata mga callbois...
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Re: My Fake American Accent
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2010, 06:37:38 PM »
i need to place you on hold for about 3 minutes. please stay on the line.
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Re: My Fake American Accent (The Call Center Thread)
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2010, 07:17:25 PM »
thank you for patiently waiting...

sir?

sir?

uh.... sir?



*beep-beep-beep-beep*
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Re: My Fake American Accent (The Call Center Thread)
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2010, 03:14:22 AM »
Kakaantok ang Sunday shift.
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Re: My Fake American Accent (The Call Center Thread)
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2010, 03:27:42 AM »
lol! :D
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Re: My Fake American Accent (The Call Center Thread)
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2010, 03:48:43 AM »
Nasa office ka Hoobs?
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Re: My Fake American Accent (The Call Center Thread)
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2010, 09:10:16 PM »

Tanong: Naabutan nyo pa ba yung Avaya na mukhang chopping board?
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Re: My Fake American Accent (The Call Center Thread)
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2010, 11:51:29 PM »
parang lumang cash register.
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Re: My Fake American Accent (The Call Center Thread)
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2010, 12:11:30 AM »
Quote from: Hideyoshi on May 17, 2010, 09:10:16 PM

Tanong: Naabutan nyo pa ba yung Avaya na mukhang chopping board?
nyahaha! nakita ko na siya pero never got to use it...
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Re: My Fake American Accent (The Call Center Thread)
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2010, 02:49:46 AM »
Nakaabot pa ko ng ganito kasi ganito yung units sa training room namin dati. Nakaka-intimidate lang sya tignan.
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Re: My Fake American Accent (The Call Center Thread)
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2010, 03:06:47 AM »
in fairness di ko namimiss maging agent... haha... i wanna move to operations! ayaw ko na support huhu...
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Re: My Fake American Accent (The Call Center Thread)
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2010, 03:13:35 AM »
Aling support group ka, Gaara?
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Re: My Fake American Accent (The Call Center Thread)
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2010, 03:15:00 AM »
Quote from: Hideyoshi on May 18, 2010, 03:13:35 AM
Aling support group ka, Gaara?

dialer ako... outbound.... actually gusto ko na lumipat company... may opening senu? collections account?
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Re: My Fake American Accent (The Call Center Thread)
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2010, 03:20:52 AM »
Quote from: Hideyoshi on May 17, 2010, 03:48:43 AM
Nasa office ka Hoobs?

hehehe nope, nasa bahay na ako

Quote from: Naïveté on May 18, 2010, 12:11:30 AM
nyahaha! nakita ko na siya pero never got to use it...

ako naabutan ko pa yan. ang tawag namin diyan...bombo box
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Re: My Fake American Accent (The Call Center Thread)
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2010, 03:31:41 AM »
Not sure kung may Collections dito eh. Pero lagi namang may opening. Kaso Ortigas ako; malayo sa inyo.
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Re: My Fake American Accent (The Call Center Thread)
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2010, 01:10:50 PM »
hayzzz..

hate what happen to me...
Floorwalker na ako tapos yung isang account lang nangangailangan lang ng mga agents bigla ako na cross-train..
from csr-floorwalker to TSR... grabe na tatameme ako sa training palang nmin...
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Re: My Fake American Accent (The Call Center Thread)
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2010, 01:19:47 PM »
Quote from: DaDa14 on May 19, 2010, 01:10:50 PM
hayzzz..

hate what happen to me...
Floorwalker na ako tapos yung isang account lang nangangailangan lang ng mga agents bigla ako na cross-train..
from csr-floorwalker to TSR... grabe na tatameme ako sa training palang nmin...
Andaming ganyan ngayon, mga-pseudo promotions. Kunwari supervisor trainee ka, pero pag nagka-aberya, balik agent ka naman. Pinagkakitaan ka lang ng company ng walang masasabing compensation para sayo.
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Re: My Fake American Accent (The Call Center Thread)
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2010, 05:42:10 PM »
eventhough sinasabi nila yan opportunity since mas madaming nahihired na TSR -- I still prefer as a floorwalker at least I'm helping newbies... hayyzz... kahit ilan beses ako nagsabi ng "NO".. well no choice.. right now I'm here na sa training nung account.. not that techie pa naman ako para maging TSR weee..
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